Mr G..

Hey every1..
Let’s talk bout a man..
He is well known in ma skol..
He is da DOUBLE FACE..hahahaha..
Sumtimes he will b alright..
But..
Sumtimes he will b over alright..
Most of da gals dun like him coz he is so hot..

1st incident…
li yan, n me went 2 c da man..

li yan: uncle, thr is a dead rat in our class..
me: yeah..very big n da stomach letup edy..
da man: ahhhhh.. u all.. Y BITE DA STOMACH!!!...
hahahahahahaha…
li yan: no la..it is not our fault..early in da morning v found it dead..
da man: ok ok..i’ll c it later..

2nd incident..
v bump into him after recess..

me: uncle, u tuk da rat edy?..
da man: cannot la..
li yan: y uncle?..
da man: dis is consider as police case…v must wait 4 da csi 2 come in..

hahahahahahahahaha..
csi 4 a dead rat..lol…

3rd incident..
dis time is yong fei..
ppl were passing around da area..
suddenly..
da man was shaking da coconut..

da man: I think inside dis got chicken la…

hahahahahahahaha…

4th incident..
my business teacher n da man..
both of dem r bff…

teacher: G.. u da one cut da tree ah?..
da man: yeah..y?..
teacher: wow..cantik (thumbs up)…
da man: yeah..it’s cantik macam saya..

hahahahahahaha….

5th incident..
da man was luking 4 sum thing..

me: uncle, cari apa?..
da man: wait ah…
me: ok la.. I’ll go 2 ma class..
da man: btw, if u c my pink color kereta sorong..tell me,k..

pink color kereta sorong????...
omgggg….hahahahahahaha…



now v r doin registeration 4 MR G.. bff 2 b..

requirements..

-50 % waras..
-age 7 – 70 years old..
-must noe how 2 shake da coconut..
-must b closer 2 nature..
-c gals..must say ‘hey adik manissssssss’..

Mr G..
Hardworking, friendly, creative n charming..
Our skol’s – Menteri Alam Sekitar & Flora dan Fauna..
He is our silence GARDENER..
He is the Dark Knight of SEAPARK..

The Dark Knight

Date : 26 July 08
Time : 9.30 pm
Venue : Sunway Piramid

My cousin bro from phillipines with his fren n me went 4 a movie..
Batman, The Dark Knight..
Btw..da guy who came wit ma cousin bro, his name is
Christhian Balee..(*Bali)..
V reach at da cinema around 8.45pm..
Christhian insist dat he 1 2 get da tickets..
So he can mingle around wit Malaysian..
It was a long line 2 get 2 da counter..
Ma cousin bro told me dat christhian is a playboy at phil..
Den..suddenly christhian with proudly shouting..
‘hey I’m a playboy’..
omgggg..
every1 luking at us..
n..
christian r waving his hands like miss universe 2 dem..
damn funny..
den v reach at da counter..
guess wat..
christhian says he 1 3 tickets 4 his movie..
da lady was..huh???..
he say..btw..my name christhian balee so I 1 2 get tickets 4 my new movie..
hahahahahaha..(da lady was fuming like shit)..
every1 behind us r laughing..
how many tickets?..
christhian happily say ‘3 tickets 4 the dark KNIFE’..
hahahahahahahahahahahaha…
da lady was p*** off..
n den v enter da cinema hall..
v manage 2 get seats in da middle.
Christhian was singing sexy back...
Omggggg..an old lady behind us “boys plz keep shuuuu’..
Shuuu?...hahahahahahahaha…
Den da movie starts…
When Joker came..christhian stood up n started 2 clapping…
‘dat’s my hero’..
guess wat,…others started 2 clap their hands 2…
wow…semangat kebangsaan…
hidup heath ledger..
it was a superb movie…
aft da movie..v when 4 supper..
den..
christhian started 2 crap..
‘hey u noe how I get scars at my face?’..
tell us la..
‘one day..
my papa was boring..

unfortunately dat day he was damn borrrrring..

he went 2 cut da grass..
he was very stressed up n tired..
suddenly da machine stop n stuck..
I was like oh shit..wat happen papa?..
Den he ask me y so serious?..
I told him dat I was juz feel bad 4 u..
Den he ask me 2 check da machine..
While I’m checking it..
Ma father turn on da machine n it slash ma lips…
So dat’y I got da scars’..

so..i'm still smiling eva..
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….
Every1 plz watch da latest batman movie..
It was a superb display..

gud student..

hey ppl..

2day.. 4 july 08.. pui yan dint turn up..lol..
v had economics..pei yin like it...
it's borrrringgg...can noe it from poh loo's face..
da class stared well.. coz michele was awake..
da teacher was telling us stories.. dat make chisin's laugh like crazy frog..
stories bout her children.. li yan was trying 2 get her son's number..
it happen in malaysia.. elena was blur..
her children polish their toys wit syampu.. yong fei was like..'hahahahahahahaha'..
got 1 day..her children threw papaya 2 da ceilling.. aliff was dam hungry dat time..
da teacher called da crow as da bully.. pei xin was thinkin wat's wrong wit her la..
small bird was chating wit each other.. sze mun got up from her lala land..
suddenly..
she told us dat v r wasting our time by bloging unwanted stories.. emizah- 'wat is blog la?'..
she ask wheter got any1 post anythin bout studies in blog.. alysha was noding her head..
so..
2day v din learn anything seriously la..
v do sum correction 4 our makro paper..
urus niaga.. awasan.. spekulasi..
wang.. ciri-ciri + fungsi..
mpc..
if Pn. Fari read dis..
dun get mad.. coz in another 5 months u r goin 2 miss us..lol..
v oso goin 2 da same thing..

proving dat i'm a gud student among da wild..

Form 6 - Hotties..

no matter wat ppl say, personality does come first n ur face plays a big part in reflecting da type of person u r. da boys of up-f6 each f thier own unique type of luk which makes dem so special n makes us adore den so..

....

let me start with this history..

place : smk taman sea

date : duno la..may be since last year..

time : started edy..

who r dey?????...

hunks or hotties up there is da choosen 1's...

chisin

- 'da cool groover'

- magic word.. 'very gud la'..

- pro in... handball..

- luv.. ka yan..

bunyan

- 'da boy next door'

- magic word.. 'where got la'..

- pro in.. basketball..

- luv.. 4get his gf name la..

chee hoe

- 'da classic'

- magic word.. 'huh??'..

- pro in.. taking pics..
- luv.. camera..

ari

- 'da hot rebel'

- magic word.. 'massive la'..

- pro in.. football..

- luv.. ponteng skola..

aliff

- 'da distinguished man'

- magic word.. 'babi kau'..

- pro in.. politicals..

- luv.. anwar ibrahim..

engeu

- 'da cheeky toy boy'

- magic word.. 'tiu'..

- pro in.. sex scenes..

- luv.. gals..

khana

- 'da charmer'

- magic word.. 'dei wat la'..

- pro in.. movies..

- luv.. football..

jordan

- 'da sexy stud'

- magic word.. 'seriously ah'..

- pro in.. badminton..

- luv.. pea times 2..

sri

- 'da irresistible bad boy'

- magic word.. 'hey u noe'..

- pro in.. telling grandma stories..

- luv.. find trouble..

finally it's me..

raj

- 'da smooth operator'

- magic word.. 'luking hot ah'..

- pro in.. stupid jokes..

- luv.. u all..

so..

any lower 6 gals luking at dis..

u may choose da hotties as ur..

PET BROTHER...lol..