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Nobody knows wat i'm doing.. Same goes to me.. I duno wat i'm doing.. I f face lot of happiness + sadness.. Friendship + Luv + Heartbreakes + Break Off (in ma dreams la).. Academic wise.. i'm an average.. Sports wise.. i'm an average.. My life is bout.. JOKES..JOKES..JOKES.. No serious.. Luv to critics.. n can receive it from others.. Everyday at least there will b sum1.. Ask me to change.. The more dey ask + advise me.. Ma adrenaline will boost up.. Normally I'm a bad boy.. Now I f b'come WILD..

stay tuned..

Sunday, November 2, 2008

dreaming about

hey guys..

it f been long time since i post sumthing..

so..

i'm gona tell u all a truth..

it f been 5 days continuosly..

i'm keep on dreaming bout a lady..

omggg..she is killing me..

she is so hot..(4 me la)..

hmmm..u all wana noe who is she..

it's my new lover KATE PERRY..

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

WAT I'M TRYING 2 SAY!



stpm is around da corner..


dis is my last year of skoling..


so..


i wanna enjoy my times at skol wit my mates..


i might crack lot of stupid jokes..


it may hurt sum of u..


i'm sorry..


i'm 'doin all dis' coz..


aft dis, v may head 2 dif direction n no chance 2 meet up again..


by cracking lame jokes + getting da surrounding 2 b havoc..


will leave a memory 2 every1 who noes me..


mayb aft 10 years...


u r in ur office room (stress bout ur works)..


u'll think back da past..


definitely..


u r goin 2 think bout ur skol life.. n will remember ur mates... n Raj..


den u can recall all my jokes n acts..


den u all will started 2 'hahahahahahahahaha... dat's y i luv indians'..


it will atleast reduce da level of ur stress 4 a moment rite..


"life = ice-cream" so enjoy it b4 it melts..
4 all STPM students..esp my class mates..

gud luck..
u all da BOMB..

Thursday, September 25, 2008

speechless




left : Raj
right : Li Yan
connection : 3 years back enemy
motto : cantik macam bunga
from : Malaysia

left : Michele

right : Yong Fei

connection : freebird lovers

motto : anything went wrong..juz blame others

from : Malaysia


left : Law Chi Kap Kap Kap

right : Kaa Poon Ni Kap

connection : husband n wife (base on kap kap contract)

motto : make some noise (kap kap kap kap kap)..

from : Thailand

left : Jeev Milka Singh

right : Tiu Poh Sanjali

connection : pen pal since baby

motto : aaja meri sonia (run if dog chase you)..

from : Indian

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Bald a.k.a BOTAK

hey ppl over thr..
dis my new hairdo..
actuali dis is not da style i wanted..
went 2 bl**dy barber shop..
told him dat juz cut @ touch at da site oni..
he was talking 2 his frens while cutting ma hair..
suddenly..
he ter-cut ma hair at behind..
omggggggggg...
i was luking like org iban from sarawak..
den..
i told him it's ok..
juz cut a bit short at behind n make it luk smart..
he nodded ok..
dis part is da 1 make me feel like wanna kick his face..
he accidentally zapppp my hair!!!!!
omgggg..
1 side no hair..
den..
juz pray 2 jesus christ..
n..
i told him 2 botak my hair - 3cm..
i went home..
my mum was shocked n speehless 4 25 2nds..
my sista shouted "arghhh wat happen 2 ur hair"..
my neighbour says.."luking like army ah, gud gud.."..
went 2 ma grandma houz 2 take sum stuff..
she din even wanna open da gate while holding a chopper, scared i'm a pencuri..
my classmates were shocked..
michele(class monitor) ask me "who r u ah?"..
form 5 frens ask me "woi, kena tangkap dgn polis ah"..
my bussiness teacher ask me "raj, u kena reject dgn gf ah?"..
my pa teacher ask me "raj, u bernazar ke?"..
i was so sad..sad..sad..
then i realize..
being bald not a shame thing coz i got sum reasons..
1st. victoria posh says beckham r sexy if he went bald..
2nd. olympic 8 medals winner Phelps oso botak rite..
3nd. usain bolt oso botak rite..
4th. christian bale aft batman he went bald n hangs-out wit gals..
5th. thr was a popular geng in malaysia 'Botak Chin' who make da police run here n thr..
6th. wayne rooney botak oso rite..
7th. less hair less dandruff..
8th. bald head will receive more sympathy..lol..
botak stands 4..
brave..
optimist..
tiptop..
awesome..
kinda of crazy..

Sunday, August 17, 2008

dear wonderful MALAYSIAN..
give a round of applause 2 our national hero..
Lee Chong Wei..
mayb most of u will b dissapointed wit him..
coz he din grab da gold medal..
but 4 me..
he try his best altho he look a bit less focused..
he is my hero..
China supporter was controling da stadium..
by shouting "Lin Dan!!! Chaiyo!!!"..
v malaysian r shouting in our heart 2..
"Chong Wei!!! Chaiyo!!! or mayb Gambateh!!!"..
i'm goin 2 promise..
Lee Chong Wei goin 2 whip Lin Dan's ass another time..
n..
he will b no.1 player..
atleast 4 a short period..
dat can make us feel proud 2 b a Malaysian..

Friday, August 8, 2008

-friday outing-

what: badminton + minum-minum..
when: evening la..
where: beside tmn megah footie..MT..
raj..(mr.bollywood)..

yong fei..(m i in wonderland?)..

poh loo..(so u think u can blow da umbrella- winner)..

kay tze..(so u think u can telan da chopstick - didn't win)..

leon..(y so serius???..let's put a shuttlecock on dat face)..

chisin..(mr.CW - trademark smile)..

chisin n me..(gays..i mean guys - BFF)..

Thursday, August 7, 2008

bonding part 2..

date : 07.08.08
time : 5.45pm - 6.45pm
venue : u'll shud noe 1..


street king

alwin, ismad, suren..(dun la take my face)..

ari n khana..(wat da fish)..

munchy n alwin..(soul sista's)..

disern..(i'm macho among u all..hehe)..

suren n justin..(soul brothers)..

kuberan..(blowjob, oopss.. im mean strawjob)..

miss j on da chair..

ismad..(dis wat happen if u drink milo 3 in 1)..

khana..(whr is da watermelon la)..

miss j vomitting her feelings..

special of da day..(soup coke cola)..
ummmm...so gas-sy..

suren, me, justin..(real footballers)..

munchy, disern, ismad, alwin ..(real gays)..

disern..(ummm..got whale la in it..lol)..

ismad n me..(posing 4 so u think u can pose)..

me n miss j..(dun suck ma face)..

umbrella stuck into dato.k pants..

historic place..(kuberan fall down by shouting..aiyo ammmaa)..

kub, ari,khana..(kub is blaming da stairs dat make him jatuh)..

on da way back..bubbye..

it was a superb day..
it was a great display of futsal matches from lower 6..
form sixer's HIDUP..