i f been punked..

It all happen on 32 March 2008..

i was on da way 2 KL Sentral to meet ma cousin bro..
there was a gal sat beside me in da train..
she was around 5ft 7 n 48 kg..
she was luking like a bollywood heroine..
suddenly she ask me sumthing...

d gal: hi..
me: hi..
d gal: whr r u heading 2..
me: do i noe u?.. (i noe damn rude rite)..
d gal: i think i f seen u b4..
me: me?.. whr la?..
d gal: b4 dat..whr r u heading 2?..
me: kl sentral..u?..
d gal: same destination..
me: so..u f seen me?..
d gal: no..
me: huh?.. den u told me juz now..
d gal: simply..1 2 noe whr r u heading 2..
me: ok..

i kept quiet..

d gal: r u mad?..
me: nope..
d gal: so studying or working?..
me: (aiyo)... doing f6..
d gal: me 2..
me: ok..
d gal: ok..so wat skol?..
me: Taman Sea.. at PJ..
d gal: reali??..i got lot of frens over thr..
me: ok..
d gal: i'm doin mass comm..
me: huh?.. u told me f6?..
d gal: simply..
me: (wat the f**k)..

den i reach at kl sentral..
waiting 4 ma cousin to show up..

d gal: hey..
me: u again..
d gal: i think i f seen u b4 dis..
me: yeah..juz now..
d gal: wat r u doin?..
me: waiting 4 sum1..
d gal: gf rite..can i c her..
me: hey gal..i duno who r u..so..y r u following me?..
d gal: r u mad?..
me: (sabar je lah).. nope..but..curious..
d gal: i'm oso waiting 4 ma bf..
me: ok..
d gal: u noe wat, u r not friendly..
me: yeah rite..
d gal: so..how is f6?..
me: shud i ans ur ques..
d gal: shud..
me: ok ok la..
d gal: dat's y la.. neva study proply during lower 6..
me: (omggg).. wat r u talking?..
me: dun disturb me,k..

i called ma cousin..
he told me..
he is on da way..

d gal: hey.. dun run la..
me: plz dun bother me,k..
d gal: wait..after ma sista come n i'll go off..
me: ok..huh?.. u told me u r waiting 4 ur bf?..
d gal: simply..
me: (den i remember sumthing).. r u april fooling me?..
d gal: wow..now a f6 guy using his head proply..
me: hey..dun b rude,k..
me: tell me..wat is ur prob?..
d gal: u la..
me: i duno u..n u duno me..
d gal: i noe u la..
me: wat u noe?..
d gal: doin f6 at Taman Sea rite..
me: wow..great..gud..ok..bye..
d gal: hey dun la like dis..
me: aiyo..plz dun follow me..can u?..
d gal: aiyo??.. so u r an indian..
d gal: may i noe wat is ur name?..
me: (oh GOD..she luk nice but crazy).. cant tell u..

den i saw ma cousin coming..
i quickly ran 2 him..
d gal oso following me behind..

suddenly..

d gal grab n hug ma cousin bro..
i was like wat the f**k..
she is a crazy gal..

den..
ma cousin told me..
she is his gal..
huh?..
both of dem planned all of dis to knock me..
finally..dey succeed..

i f been punked...

any1 like me or not...

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:
1. the guy will be nice to u.
2. he will tell u that u did good, even if u did horrible.
3. he might make fun of u.
4. he'll want to be your friend.
5. he might complimment u on your hair, even if u wear it that way everyday.
6. he'll stick up for u.
7. he will start hangin out with your friends.
8. he'll flirt with u.
9. he'll call u for no good reason.
10. he'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:
1. They always talk about the different varieties or guys.
2. they stare at u with a smile on their face.
3. they always seem to be talking about how nice u r.
4. they laugh at all your jokes.
5. they ask u who u like, continuously.
6. they talk to your friends a lot.
7. they always r flirting with every other guy, except u.
8. they always try to make u jealous.
9. they beg u to do everything for them.
10. they always ask u what to do in a bad situation.


Now, the choice is yours, make the right one

inter - games, Form 6

it all happen..
on..
10th n 11th of March...
Ma skol.. SMK Taman S.E.A b'come da host to hold da inter-games 4 form six'ers..
Thr were..
Smk Abdul Samad..
Smk Katholik..
Smk Bukit Bintang..
n
ma skol lah..
Every1 enjoy da games..
Many boys n gals..
'Cuci mata'..
Sum of dem full up their phonebook..
Lot of funny things happen during da 2 days..
i met lot of frens..
same goes to every1..
but..
thr were sum misunderstandings 2..
during da games..
but..
v all big enuf to settle it in pro's way..
overall champion is Smk Katholik..
but..
overall sporting, attractive, heart-beating, popular, funny, handsome, gorgeous, hot n etc.. award goes 2..
SMK TAMAN S.E.A..
make sure Taman SEAians who is reading dis post plz b proud n clap hand 4 ownself,k..
all da players(TS oni) will get cert..(Li Yan dun wori ah)..
it was reali an awesome n great experience..
every1 goin 2 miss da inter-games..
i mean..
boys r goin 2 miss da gals..
n..
gals r goin 2 miss da boys..
n sum goin 2 miss da wet field..lol..
so..
dat's all 4 now..
juz drop me comments,k..
thanx..

-Ma New Single Album-

Bad Boy Gone Wild - By DR.HRaj

-Horny Horny Horny-

-Bad Luck (part 1) -

-Gone Baby Gone-

-Don't Kiss Me Again-

-Follow Me To The Bush-

-My 5th Ex-GF-

-Bad Luck (part 2) -

-No Money No Luv-

-Frens Testimony-

-Heroines In Ma Bed-

Lyrics by Dr. HRaj

Music by Mista Brian Law

Monkeys In Da Town..

Agent Hennu @ Monkey 1..

Agent Saru @ Monkey 2..

-Monkeys In da town-

It happen last year around month of October..
I reali duno who r dey..
But both of dem r a great bff..

Ma fren..
He told me dat he 1 2 talk 2 Saru n Hennu..
So..
I went towards dem to call dem 2 meet ma fren..

I : Hey.. Ma fren 1 2 c u lah..
Saru : Wat????..
Hennu : Hey u luk like a monkey..

Reali p*** off... (wtf)

I : Hey!!! You both luking like a chimpanzee..

Damn funny..lol...

Dis year duno 4 wat reason..
3 of us r taking to each other..

Agent Saru..
- She is mrs.superman..
- Face 80% luk like org utan..
- Wont take pic with specs..coz scared ppl will say Harry Potter (Gal version)..
- Da pic says.. whr i put ma banana...

Agent Heenu..
- She is ma adopted aunty..(juz oni v agreed).
- Face 80% luk like baboon..
- luv 2 go 2 tolilet..
- da pic says.. opps i sat on da banana(Saru's)..

Da conclusion..
If Saru n Hennu reading dis post..
Hope u'll agree,k..
Btw..
Both of dem r damn sporting..
Plz add dem at frenster..

Monkey rulez..

My Class

Let me talk bout ma classmates from..
-6 Atas Meranti-

Michele
Y she's hot - she can sing damn well..
Y she's not - she is malaysian-korean..

Aliff
Y he's hot - accept all ma lame jokes + punches..
Y he's not - over praising da government..

Chisin
Y he's hot - coz he is ma bff..
Y he's not - lot of crapy stories..

Li Yan
Y she's hot - damn open minded..(v r joining 8tv after dis)..
Y she's not - like to ejek ppl..

Emizah
Y she's hot - tv series pro..
Y she's not - sum time dun understand her jokes lah..

Pui Yan
Y she's hot - bring hp to skol ah.. (father owns Giant)..
Y she's not - quite type..but luv to talk wit her bff during lessons..

Pei Yin
Y she's hot - wide minded.. (Pro in presentations) + (DAP)..
Y she's not - Puyan's bff ma..

Elina
Y she's hot - Chisin admire her..
Y she's not - lonely type..

Poh Loo
Y she's hot - damn sporting..
Y she's not - she reject me many times..

Yong Fei
Y she's hot - a gal with full of happiness..
Y she's not - luv to ask ''m i fat'?..

Nagaa
Y she's hot - bear my stupid tamil jokes..
Y she's not - sensitive..

-me-

Identity
Full name : Hasvinraj Selvarajan
Nick name : Raj.. Raji.. Brownies..
Date of Birth : 22.10

Physical
Hair : Black
Eyes : Black
Face : Like Bollywood heroes..
Nose : Johnny Deep
Ears : Will Smith
Height : 5’11
Weight : 65 kg
Body : Worked up..

Like Wat?..
Food : Mum’s cooking
Drink : 7-UP
TV Show : How I Met Ur Mom
Magazines : Hot.. Four Four Two..
Hobbies : Cinemas.. Football..
Football team : Manchester United

Currently..
-I’m doing Form 6 at Smk Taman S.E.A..
-Form 6 Council President – 07/08..
-Active in sports..


Future
Ambition : Legal Advisor
Abroad : Mayb Manchester, England

Motivate Me
-Do Ur Best.. GOD Will Do Da Rest..
-No Pain No Gain..
-No 1 Plan To Fail but Many Fail To Plan..