i f been punked..

It all happen on 32 March 2008..

i was on da way 2 KL Sentral to meet ma cousin bro..
there was a gal sat beside me in da train..
she was around 5ft 7 n 48 kg..
she was luking like a bollywood heroine..
suddenly she ask me sumthing...

d gal: hi..
me: hi..
d gal: whr r u heading 2..
me: do i noe u?.. (i noe damn rude rite)..
d gal: i think i f seen u b4..
me: me?.. whr la?..
d gal: b4 dat..whr r u heading 2?..
me: kl sentral..u?..
d gal: same destination..
me: so..u f seen me?..
d gal: no..
me: huh?.. den u told me juz now..
d gal: simply..1 2 noe whr r u heading 2..
me: ok..

i kept quiet..

d gal: r u mad?..
me: nope..
d gal: so studying or working?..
me: (aiyo)... doing f6..
d gal: me 2..
me: ok..
d gal: ok..so wat skol?..
me: Taman Sea.. at PJ..
d gal: reali??..i got lot of frens over thr..
me: ok..
d gal: i'm doin mass comm..
me: huh?.. u told me f6?..
d gal: simply..
me: (wat the f**k)..

den i reach at kl sentral..
waiting 4 ma cousin to show up..

d gal: hey..
me: u again..
d gal: i think i f seen u b4 dis..
me: yeah..juz now..
d gal: wat r u doin?..
me: waiting 4 sum1..
d gal: gf rite..can i c her..
me: hey gal..i duno who r u..so..y r u following me?..
d gal: r u mad?..
me: (sabar je lah).. nope..but..curious..
d gal: i'm oso waiting 4 ma bf..
me: ok..
d gal: u noe wat, u r not friendly..
me: yeah rite..
d gal: so..how is f6?..
me: shud i ans ur ques..
d gal: shud..
me: ok ok la..
d gal: dat's y la.. neva study proply during lower 6..
me: (omggg).. wat r u talking?..
me: dun disturb me,k..

i called ma cousin..
he told me..
he is on da way..

d gal: hey.. dun run la..
me: plz dun bother me,k..
d gal: wait..after ma sista come n i'll go off..
me: ok..huh?.. u told me u r waiting 4 ur bf?..
d gal: simply..
me: (den i remember sumthing).. r u april fooling me?..
d gal: wow..now a f6 guy using his head proply..
me: hey..dun b rude,k..
me: tell me..wat is ur prob?..
d gal: u la..
me: i duno u..n u duno me..
d gal: i noe u la..
me: wat u noe?..
d gal: doin f6 at Taman Sea rite..
me: wow..great..gud..ok..bye..
d gal: hey dun la like dis..
me: aiyo..plz dun follow me..can u?..
d gal: aiyo??.. so u r an indian..
d gal: may i noe wat is ur name?..
me: (oh GOD..she luk nice but crazy).. cant tell u..

den i saw ma cousin coming..
i quickly ran 2 him..
d gal oso following me behind..

suddenly..

d gal grab n hug ma cousin bro..
i was like wat the f**k..
she is a crazy gal..

den..
ma cousin told me..
she is his gal..
huh?..
both of dem planned all of dis to knock me..
finally..dey succeed..

i f been punked...