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Nobody knows wat i'm doing.. Same goes to me.. I duno wat i'm doing.. I f face lot of happiness + sadness.. Friendship + Luv + Heartbreakes + Break Off (in ma dreams la).. Academic wise.. i'm an average.. Sports wise.. i'm an average.. My life is bout.. JOKES..JOKES..JOKES.. No serious.. Luv to critics.. n can receive it from others.. Everyday at least there will b sum1.. Ask me to change.. The more dey ask + advise me.. Ma adrenaline will boost up.. Normally I'm a bad boy.. Now I f b'come WILD..

stay tuned..

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

quantum of solace


james bond upcoming movie..
quantum of solace..
every1 in da world is waiting 4 da movie..
including me..
but..i'm not oni goin 2 c daniel craig a.k.a james bond in action..
it's bout da bond gal..
olga kurylenko..
she is from ukraine..
u may f seen her in max payne n hitman..
normally da director will choose who is goin 2 b da bond gal..
but..dis time..
daniel craig a.k.a james bond choose who is goin 2 da bond gal..
he choose olga kurylenko..
she is hot, fierce, energistic n most important she got da package of a bond gal..
so..let us watch james bond : quantum of solace..
it will b my last movie b4 i'm taking ma stpm..
hope it is goin 2 rock da world..

olga kurylenko

biggest election 4 da moment - 2008



hey guys..

altho v r malaysian..

but vr still curious bout who is goin 2 b da next president of usa..

4th nov is da day 4 voting..

dey f campaign 4 a long period..

n public f known bout the candidates abilities n disabilities..

so..now is da time 2 think bout our + upcoming generation..

wheter v(da americans) r goin 2 get beta life or no..

altho malysian cant get involve in it..

but..

v r goin 2 support it wit full momentum..

may da great 1 wins..


my vote is 4 barack obama

Sunday, November 2, 2008

ma pen pal


dis is olya..

she is ma prijatel(friend in russia)..

she is from mermansk, russia..

how do i noe her..

thr was a chat room - ChatUSA..

so i join in..

evry1 all over da world were in it..

but da popular topic dey will talk bout is SEX..

u say hi, dey reply wana f**k me..

among dem thr was oni 1 person..

who luv 2 talk bout everthg except sex..

n da person was olya..

v exchange infos bout our own country..

she told me dat she luv football..

but den i ask her wat is fav team..

she reply.."hmmm... my skol team"..(lame ryte)..

she email me sum pics of her place..(most of it was wallapaper from google)..

n me..email her sum pics..

of lrt station, midvalley, n kandang lembu from negeri sembilan..

den she reply..wow..malaysia is awesome..

omgggggggg..

den i asked her bout her studies n she told me lot of thing..

but i din understand anything except..

she say "if u fail our parents will say beta luck next time"..

den i told her..in malaysia..

"if u fail our parents will say u'll get whack dis time"..

so..v exchange mails n declared as pen pal or email pal..lol..

miss u olya

dreaming about

hey guys..

it f been long time since i post sumthing..

so..

i'm gona tell u all a truth..

it f been 5 days continuosly..

i'm keep on dreaming bout a lady..

omggg..she is killing me..

she is so hot..(4 me la)..

hmmm..u all wana noe who is she..

it's my new lover KATE PERRY..

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

WAT I'M TRYING 2 SAY!



stpm is around da corner..


dis is my last year of skoling..


so..


i wanna enjoy my times at skol wit my mates..


i might crack lot of stupid jokes..


it may hurt sum of u..


i'm sorry..


i'm 'doin all dis' coz..


aft dis, v may head 2 dif direction n no chance 2 meet up again..


by cracking lame jokes + getting da surrounding 2 b havoc..


will leave a memory 2 every1 who noes me..


mayb aft 10 years...


u r in ur office room (stress bout ur works)..


u'll think back da past..


definitely..


u r goin 2 think bout ur skol life.. n will remember ur mates... n Raj..


den u can recall all my jokes n acts..


den u all will started 2 'hahahahahahahahaha... dat's y i luv indians'..


it will atleast reduce da level of ur stress 4 a moment rite..


"life = ice-cream" so enjoy it b4 it melts..
4 all STPM students..esp my class mates..

gud luck..
u all da BOMB..

Thursday, September 25, 2008

speechless




left : Raj
right : Li Yan
connection : 3 years back enemy
motto : cantik macam bunga
from : Malaysia

left : Michele

right : Yong Fei

connection : freebird lovers

motto : anything went wrong..juz blame others

from : Malaysia


left : Law Chi Kap Kap Kap

right : Kaa Poon Ni Kap

connection : husband n wife (base on kap kap contract)

motto : make some noise (kap kap kap kap kap)..

from : Thailand

left : Jeev Milka Singh

right : Tiu Poh Sanjali

connection : pen pal since baby

motto : aaja meri sonia (run if dog chase you)..

from : Indian

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Bald a.k.a BOTAK

hey ppl over thr..
dis my new hairdo..
actuali dis is not da style i wanted..
went 2 bl**dy barber shop..
told him dat juz cut @ touch at da site oni..
he was talking 2 his frens while cutting ma hair..
suddenly..
he ter-cut ma hair at behind..
omggggggggg...
i was luking like org iban from sarawak..
den..
i told him it's ok..
juz cut a bit short at behind n make it luk smart..
he nodded ok..
dis part is da 1 make me feel like wanna kick his face..
he accidentally zapppp my hair!!!!!
omgggg..
1 side no hair..
den..
juz pray 2 jesus christ..
n..
i told him 2 botak my hair - 3cm..
i went home..
my mum was shocked n speehless 4 25 2nds..
my sista shouted "arghhh wat happen 2 ur hair"..
my neighbour says.."luking like army ah, gud gud.."..
went 2 ma grandma houz 2 take sum stuff..
she din even wanna open da gate while holding a chopper, scared i'm a pencuri..
my classmates were shocked..
michele(class monitor) ask me "who r u ah?"..
form 5 frens ask me "woi, kena tangkap dgn polis ah"..
my bussiness teacher ask me "raj, u kena reject dgn gf ah?"..
my pa teacher ask me "raj, u bernazar ke?"..
i was so sad..sad..sad..
then i realize..
being bald not a shame thing coz i got sum reasons..
1st. victoria posh says beckham r sexy if he went bald..
2nd. olympic 8 medals winner Phelps oso botak rite..
3nd. usain bolt oso botak rite..
4th. christian bale aft batman he went bald n hangs-out wit gals..
5th. thr was a popular geng in malaysia 'Botak Chin' who make da police run here n thr..
6th. wayne rooney botak oso rite..
7th. less hair less dandruff..
8th. bald head will receive more sympathy..lol..
botak stands 4..
brave..
optimist..
tiptop..
awesome..
kinda of crazy..