stpm is over!!!

hey guys..

finally i finished my major exam - stpm..

if u f done wit a major thing..

u'll feel happy n relaxed..

but.. i'm not..

i lost my skoling life..

it reali makes me down..

i'm goin miss all ma frens..

ryte now i'm missing u all like crazy..

there r great humans i f spend ma time wit..

dey taught me lot's of stuff..

dey r my "lighter"..

who brighten up ma life..

here goes da list..

michele

yong fei

liyan

poh loo

chisin

aliff

pei yin

pui yan

alysha

sri

ari

firdaus

and other upper sixer's..

altho ur name r not displayed here..

but u all r still living in ma heart..

thx 4 all da memories..

i'm sorry if i done anythg wrong 2 u all..

all da best..

quantum of solace

james bond upcoming movie..

quantum of solace..

every1 in da world is waiting 4 da movie..

including me..

but..i'm not oni goin 2 c daniel craig a.k.a james bond in action..

it's bout da bond gal..

olga kurylenko..

she is from ukraine..

u may f seen her in max payne n hitman..

normally da director will choose who is goin 2 b da bond gal..

but..dis time..

daniel craig a.k.a james bond choose who is goin 2 da bond gal..

he choose olga kurylenko..

she is hot, fierce, energistic n most important she got da package of a bond gal..

so..let us watch james bond : quantum of solace..

it will b my last movie b4 i'm taking ma stpm..

hope it is goin 2 rock da world..

olga kurylenko

biggest election 4 da moment - 2008

hey guys..

altho v r malaysian..

but vr still curious bout who is goin 2 b da next president of usa..

4th nov is da day 4 voting..

dey f campaign 4 a long period..

n public f known bout the candidates abilities n disabilities..

so..now is da time 2 think bout our + upcoming generation..

wheter v(da americans) r goin 2 get beta life or no..

altho malysian cant get involve in it..

but..

v r goin 2 support it wit full momentum..

may da great 1 wins..

my vote is 4 barack obama

ma pen pal

dis is olya..

she is ma prijatel(friend in russia)..

she is from mermansk, russia..

how do i noe her..

thr was a chat room - ChatUSA..

so i join in..

evry1 all over da world were in it..

but da popular topic dey will talk bout is SEX..

u say hi, dey reply wana f**k me..

among dem thr was oni 1 person..

who luv 2 talk bout everthg except sex..

n da person was olya..

v exchange infos bout our own country..

she told me dat she luv football..

but den i ask her wat is fav team..

she reply.."hmmm... my skol team"..(lame ryte)..

she email me sum pics of her place..(most of it was wallapaper from google)..

n me..email her sum pics..

of lrt station, midvalley, n kandang lembu from negeri sembilan..

den she reply..wow..malaysia is awesome..

omgggggggg..

den i asked her bout her studies n she told me lot of thing..

but i din understand anything except..

she say "if u fail our parents will say beta luck next time"..

den i told her..in malaysia..

"if u fail our parents will say u'll get whack dis time"..

so..v exchange mails n declared as pen pal or email pal..lol..

miss u olya

dreaming about

hey guys..

it f been long time since i post sumthing..

so..

i'm gona tell u all a truth..

it f been 5 days continuosly..

i'm keep on dreaming bout a lady..

omggg..she is killing me..

she is so hot..(4 me la)..

hmmm..u all wana noe who is she..

it's my new lover KATE PERRY..

WAT I'M TRYING 2 SAY!

stpm is around da corner..

dis is my last year of skoling..

so..

i wanna enjoy my times at skol wit my mates..

i might crack lot of stupid jokes..

it may hurt sum of u..

i'm sorry..

i'm 'doin all dis' coz..

aft dis, v may head 2 dif direction n no chance 2 meet up again..

by cracking lame jokes + getting da surrounding 2 b havoc..

will leave a memory 2 every1 who noes me..

mayb aft 10 years...

u r in ur office room (stress bout ur works)..

u'll think back da past..

definitely..

u r goin 2 think bout ur skol life.. n will remember ur mates... n Raj..

den u can recall all my jokes n acts..

den u all will started 2 'hahahahahahahahaha... dat's y i luv indians'..

it will atleast reduce da level of ur stress 4 a moment rite..

"life = ice-cream" so enjoy it b4 it melts..

4 all STPM students..esp my class mates..

gud luck..

u all da BOMB..

speechless

left : Raj

right : Li Yan

connection : 3 years back enemy

motto : cantik macam bunga

from : Malaysia

left : Michele

right : Yong Fei

connection : freebird lovers

motto : anything went wrong..juz blame others

from : Malaysia

left : Law Chi Kap Kap Kap

right : Kaa Poon Ni Kap

connection : husband n wife (base on kap kap contract)

motto : make some noise (kap kap kap kap kap)..

from : Thailand

left : Jeev Milka Singh

right : Tiu Poh Sanjali

connection : pen pal since baby

motto : aaja meri sonia (run if dog chase you)..

from : Indian

Bald a.k.a BOTAK

hey ppl over thr..

dis my new hairdo..

actuali dis is not da style i wanted..

went 2 bl**dy barber shop..

told him dat juz cut @ touch at da site oni..

he was talking 2 his frens while cutting ma hair..

suddenly..

he ter-cut ma hair at behind..

omggggggggg...

i was luking like org iban from sarawak..

den..

i told him it's ok..

juz cut a bit short at behind n make it luk smart..

he nodded ok..

dis part is da 1 make me feel like wanna kick his face..

he accidentally zapppp my hair!!!!!

omgggg..

1 side no hair..

den..

juz pray 2 jesus christ..

n..

i told him 2 botak my hair - 3cm..
i went home..

my mum was shocked n speehless 4 25 2nds..

my sista shouted "arghhh wat happen 2 ur hair"..

my neighbour says.."luking like army ah, gud gud.."..

went 2 ma grandma houz 2 take sum stuff..

she din even wanna open da gate while holding a chopper, scared i'm a pencuri..

my classmates were shocked..

michele(class monitor) ask me "who r u ah?"..

form 5 frens ask me "woi, kena tangkap dgn polis ah"..

my bussiness teacher ask me "raj, u kena reject dgn gf ah?"..

my pa teacher ask me "raj, u bernazar ke?"..

i was so sad..sad..sad..

then i realize..

being bald not a shame thing coz i got sum reasons..

1st. victoria posh says beckham r sexy if he went bald..

2nd. olympic 8 medals winner Phelps oso botak rite..

3nd. usain bolt oso botak rite..

4th. christian bale aft batman he went bald n hangs-out wit gals..

5th. thr was a popular geng in malaysia 'Botak Chin' who make da police run here n thr..

6th. wayne rooney botak oso rite..

7th. less hair less dandruff..

8th. bald head will receive more sympathy..lol..

botak stands 4..

brave..

optimist..

tiptop..

awesome..

kinda of crazy..

dear wonderful MALAYSIAN..

give a round of applause 2 our national hero..

Lee Chong Wei..

mayb most of u will b dissapointed wit him..

coz he din grab da gold medal..

but 4 me..

he try his best altho he look a bit less focused..

he is my hero..

China supporter was controling da stadium..

by shouting "Lin Dan!!! Chaiyo!!!"..

v malaysian r shouting in our heart 2..

"Chong Wei!!! Chaiyo!!! or mayb Gambateh!!!"..

i'm goin 2 promise..

Lee Chong Wei goin 2 whip Lin Dan's ass another time..

n..

he will b no.1 player..

atleast 4 a short period..

dat can make us feel proud 2 b a Malaysian..

-friday outing-

what: badminton + minum-minum..

when: evening la..

where: beside tmn megah footie..MT..

raj..(mr.bollywood)..

yong fei..(m i in wonderland?)..

poh loo..(so u think u can blow da umbrella- winner)..

kay tze..(so u think u can telan da chopstick - didn't win)..

leon..(y so serius???..let's put a shuttlecock on dat face)..

chisin..(mr.CW - trademark smile)..

chisin n me..(gays..i mean guys - BFF)..

bonding part 2..

date : 07.08.08

time : 5.45pm - 6.45pm

venue : u'll shud noe 1..

street king

alwin, ismad, suren..(dun la take my face)..

ari n khana..(wat da fish)..

munchy n alwin..(soul sista's)..

disern..(i'm macho among u all..hehe)..

suren n justin..(soul brothers)..

kuberan..(blowjob, oopss.. im mean strawjob)..

miss j on da chair..

ismad..(dis wat happen if u drink milo 3 in 1)..

khana..(whr is da watermelon la)..

miss j vomitting her feelings..

special of da day..(soup coke cola)..

ummmm...so gas-sy..

suren, me, justin..(real footballers)..

munchy, disern, ismad, alwin ..(real gays)..

disern..(ummm..got whale la in it..lol)..

ismad n me..(posing 4 so u think u can pose)..

me n miss j..(dun suck ma face)..

umbrella stuck into dato.k pants..

historic place..(kuberan fall down by shouting..aiyo ammmaa)..

kub, ari,khana..(kub is blaming da stairs dat make him jatuh)..

on da way back..bubbye..

it was a superb day..

it was a great display of futsal matches from lower 6..

form sixer's HIDUP..

bonding..

so gay..oopps..i mean guys wit gadgets..

ismad..(sms-ing his papa)..

disern..(luking tru magazine but it is terbalik)..

suren..(sms-ing his next door gal)..

shatish..(3 of u so gay)..

munchy..(mum, i'm having drink)..

disern..(woi, dun luk at ma body)..

mysterious gal..(disern,talk proply..kena air liuh la)..

shathis..(funny smile)..

ismad..(abg, mana tandas)..

HRaj a.k.a Street King

seriously..

i duno dem b4 dis..

dey r ma juniors..

get 2 noe dem during football..

v all kick sum balls..

den went 4 drink..

thx disern, 4 da huge belanjaaaa..

may GOD bless u all..

Mr G..

Hey every1..
Let’s talk bout a man..
He is well known in ma skol..
He is da DOUBLE FACE..hahahaha..
Sumtimes he will b alright..
But..
Sumtimes he will b over alright..
Most of da gals dun like him coz he is so hot..

1st incident…
li yan, n me went 2 c da man..

li yan: uncle, thr is a dead rat in our class..
me: yeah..very big n da stomach letup edy..
da man: ahhhhh.. u all.. Y BITE DA STOMACH!!!...
hahahahahahaha…
li yan: no la..it is not our fault..early in da morning v found it dead..
da man: ok ok..i’ll c it later..

2nd incident..
v bump into him after recess..

me: uncle, u tuk da rat edy?..
da man: cannot la..
li yan: y uncle?..
da man: dis is consider as police case…v must wait 4 da csi 2 come in..

hahahahahahahahaha..
csi 4 a dead rat..lol…

3rd incident..
dis time is yong fei..
ppl were passing around da area..
suddenly..
da man was shaking da coconut..

da man: I think inside dis got chicken la…

hahahahahahahaha…

4th incident..
my business teacher n da man..
both of dem r bff…

teacher: G.. u da one cut da tree ah?..
da man: yeah..y?..
teacher: wow..cantik (thumbs up)…
da man: yeah..it’s cantik macam saya..

hahahahahahaha….

5th incident..
da man was luking 4 sum thing..

me: uncle, cari apa?..
da man: wait ah…
me: ok la.. I’ll go 2 ma class..
da man: btw, if u c my pink color kereta sorong..tell me,k..

pink color kereta sorong????...
omgggg….hahahahahahaha…



now v r doin registeration 4 MR G.. bff 2 b..

requirements..

-50 % waras..
-age 7 – 70 years old..
-must noe how 2 shake da coconut..
-must b closer 2 nature..
-c gals..must say ‘hey adik manissssssss’..

Mr G..
Hardworking, friendly, creative n charming..
Our skol’s – Menteri Alam Sekitar & Flora dan Fauna..
He is our silence GARDENER..
He is the Dark Knight of SEAPARK..

The Dark Knight

Date : 26 July 08
Time : 9.30 pm
Venue : Sunway Piramid

My cousin bro from phillipines with his fren n me went 4 a movie..
Batman, The Dark Knight..
Btw..da guy who came wit ma cousin bro, his name is
Christhian Balee..(*Bali)..
V reach at da cinema around 8.45pm..
Christhian insist dat he 1 2 get da tickets..
So he can mingle around wit Malaysian..
It was a long line 2 get 2 da counter..
Ma cousin bro told me dat christhian is a playboy at phil..
Den..suddenly christhian with proudly shouting..
‘hey I’m a playboy’..
omgggg..
every1 luking at us..
n..
christian r waving his hands like miss universe 2 dem..
damn funny..
den v reach at da counter..
guess wat..
christhian says he 1 3 tickets 4 his movie..
da lady was..huh???..
he say..btw..my name christhian balee so I 1 2 get tickets 4 my new movie..
hahahahahaha..(da lady was fuming like shit)..
every1 behind us r laughing..
how many tickets?..
christhian happily say ‘3 tickets 4 the dark KNIFE’..
hahahahahahahahahahahaha…
da lady was p*** off..
n den v enter da cinema hall..
v manage 2 get seats in da middle.
Christhian was singing sexy back...
Omggggg..an old lady behind us “boys plz keep shuuuu’..
Shuuu?...hahahahahahahaha…
Den da movie starts…
When Joker came..christhian stood up n started 2 clapping…
‘dat’s my hero’..
guess wat,…others started 2 clap their hands 2…
wow…semangat kebangsaan…
hidup heath ledger..
it was a superb movie…
aft da movie..v when 4 supper..
den..
christhian started 2 crap..
‘hey u noe how I get scars at my face?’..
tell us la..
‘one day..
my papa was boring..

unfortunately dat day he was damn borrrrring..

he went 2 cut da grass..
he was very stressed up n tired..
suddenly da machine stop n stuck..
I was like oh shit..wat happen papa?..
Den he ask me y so serious?..
I told him dat I was juz feel bad 4 u..
Den he ask me 2 check da machine..
While I’m checking it..
Ma father turn on da machine n it slash ma lips…
So dat’y I got da scars’..

so..i'm still smiling eva..
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….
Every1 plz watch da latest batman movie..
It was a superb display..